Introducing Charlie
Croker...
Charlie Croker - a cocky, cool, jack-the-lad
small time London crook inherits the plans
to an almost impossible robbery when he
gets out of prison. It's a big job, and
needs some serious backing, which he finds
in the form of Mr. Bridger, who is a big
time British mobster who conducts his
'business' from the prison Croker spent
time in. Croker gets his backing, along
with a beating (for breaking into Bridger's
toilet to give him the plans) and begins
the task of preparing for the job - to
nick $4 million in gold bullion from under
the noses of the Mafia in the heart of
Turin, and escaping in three Mini Coopers
and a coach.
Lord Croker
Relaxing on
Set
In Mini Cooper
At the wheel
of
the DB4
Name:
CHARLIE CROKER | Aka's: Lord
Croker, Captain Croker | Nationality:
British | Role: Organised the
job Previous Convictions: Many, just
done 2 years
Memorable Quote:
"You're only supposed to blow
the bloody doors off!"
Notable
Croker Lines
"You're
only supposed to blow the bloody doors
off!"
"$4 million dollars through a traffic
jam"
"One
more thing. Just remember this: In this
country they drive on the wrong side of
the road"
"Nuts
to yer watches. You just be there by quarter
to and don't get stuck in a traffic jam
neither"
"Yes..I
used a machine gun"
"Hang on a minute lads, I've gotta
great idea"
"You just lost him his insurance
bonus"
"Very funny"
Now what would you
like? "Everything"
"I'll tell you somethin' Adrian,
when I went in that was all the go"
"Now you all know Bill, he's just
done three years in Parkhust. He's as
honest as the day is long and you can
trust him"
"Look out they're behind us. Yer
better put yer foot down, put yer foot
down, we'll loose 'em easy"
"What
are they gabbling about Franko?"
"Get th...get the wheels in line,
get the wheels in line with it, and they
slam yer brakes on or we'll be in the
cabin"
"Wait 'til you see them Italian birds..."
"You'll be making a grave error if
you kill us. There are a quarter of a
million Italians in Britain, and they'll
be made to suffer. Every restaurant, cafe,
ice-cream parlour, gambling den and nightclub
in London, Liverpool and Glasgow.....will
be smashed. Mr. Bridger will drive them
into the sea"
"Cheerio
lads!"
"Now as you go 'round, look for that
bloody exit, we can't go 'round here all
night"
"Right, everybody out and start unloading
the gold"
"Now, it's a very difficult job..and
the only way to get through it is..we
all work together as a team. And that
means...you do everything I say"
"No....yer meant to use yer brakes
Chris"
"Freddy...this job is big"
"You
are not goin' to be sick. You're not gonna
have yer migraine an' everybody is gonna
sit in the back of the motor"
"One more word outta you Arthur.................alright.....Alright"
"The map will be in yer head Chris....I'm
burning this one"
"Are they quartz iodine?"
"Will it take the weight?...take
the weight?...will it take the weight?"